If you stack them up right by the end of the night, we will all have to stop doing crime. This shirt tells everyone about what kind of police should be stacked on other types of police to make the fastest police, just like in your favorite Major Metals song. Features the ACAHCBC logo on the front, and the Major Metals logo on the back. This shirt includes a digital download of Major Metals' Copper EP in high-quality mp3 format.

Above: Our handsomest model Fromp Brimpstley is wearing the shirt in Large.

• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This reusable face mask will fit you nicely thanks to its adjustable nose wire and elastic bands, while showing everybody that you are a COVID-conscious Major Metals fan. This mask includes a digital download of Major Metals' Copper EP in high-quality mp3 format.

• 100% supersoft polyester microfiber

• Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80-85 g/m²)

• Nose wire that helps adjust the mask

• Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators

• Pocket for a filter or napkin